A: a single president? never happen
R: why not? he’d be hitting everything in sight
A: cause if he isn’t married, he might be gay!
R: heh– fair point
A: and God would melt the polar ice caps and kill millions of Americans to spite us if we ever elected a gay president
R: could you imagine the reporting– “The President was in Brazil yesterday, discussing the future of the United States’ relationship with South America. While there, he hit some fine Brazillian ass.”