Dear Lebron -

Michael Jordan famously would chalk up his hands before the game. In the process, he would use too much chalk, clap his hands over and over, leaving a huge cloud of chalk dust in the faces of the television announcers that worked for the Bulls. Get a new trademark. Someone else was doing it before you hit puberty…At the very least, stop acting like it is so original.

Sincerely,
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PS – You are overrated
PSS – How did you get so muscular?